how are you today?

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how are you today?

“How are you today?” Such an innocent question. Such a loaded question. I mainly tried to avoid eye contact as I filled Indigo’s prescription at Costco. The Zip Fizz sample guy was amped up (“Come on! Try some!!) but I made it out of his territory safely. The pharmacist, though – she read the paperwork. […]

different names for the same thing

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different names for the same thing

Different names for the same thing. It seems like I just wrote a blog with that title. Oh, yeah – because I did. But apparently it displeased the WordPress gods and was deleted by accident, before I even published it. And then the last published post managed to get deleted, too.  Yet here I am, trying […]

Worlds collide

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Worlds collide

As I get busier, I worry more that I’ll accidentally send an FYeah pendant to someone who ordered a sweet little lotus flower charm from gogoshebogo. In a scene befitting George Constanza, Worlds Would Collide in the most unpleasant way. Worlds Collide I never stress about the reverse – that someone who ordered a fuck […]